3.09.2004

CONFESSIONS OF A WEBLOG UBER-GEEK

Mood: Gloomy Gus
Listening to: Fiona Apple

Confessional....shhh..secrets

Right before I sat down to type this out I had a bunch of things to say, and once I actually got started typing everything I was going to say just sorta fell out of my head. I don't know where it went, but dammit, it appears to be gone.

Some lady in Georgia tried to buy stuff with a $1 million dollar bill. First off, $1 million dollar bills don't exist...and second of all she tried to use it at a Wal Mart. If I was gonna spend a fake bill of that size I'd most defintely check out the BMW lot or visit my local travel agent.

Wal Mart gets all the crazies. Scary people all about. Sometimes I wish they'd set up random benches in Wally World so you could just hang out with an icee and watch all the wierdos walk by. People watching is fun and sometimes educational, but Wal Mart would be purely for entertainment purposes only.

I was driving home tonight behind a car with the license plate of LUVNGOD. I don't know why that struck me as funny, but I wondered if the person who drives that car ever has to flip anybody off - and if they ever feel bad after doing it. I think people who drive cars with Jesus Fish attached to them wouldn't have a problem, but advertising your beliefs with your license plate just asks for this kind of speculation. It almost made me wish I could pull out in front of them or something just to see what they would do. They'd probably wave and remind me that I am loved even though I'm a goddamn fucktard of a driver. .... Then kick 'er down and flash me the bird.

Egad. I just downloaded that Kelis song. I have no shame.

I think the Sprint PCS guy is sorta cute. Cuter than the 'Can you hear me now' guy, that's for sure.

There appears to be some bitchin' auroras in northern North Dakota based on the aurora radar. I'd go outside and check for myself but I've already put my jammies on and I'm too lazy.

I keep forgetting to call Midcontinent and upgrade the cable. We love Roseanne and all, but decided that there could possibly be more life out there with more to watch. I miss the History channel and Cartoon Network.

I was so excited to order my camera this week, but after a trip to the dentist last Thursday, it has been revealed that jaw surgery could be in my immediate future. Mama's gotta do the smart thing and save for a down payment on a straighter jaw and possible braces. I'll know more on the 17th after the Orthodontist's appointment. Then on the 18th I have to get 2 cavities filled. EEEEK. I've never experienced that before, and I'm more than a little nervous. I'll be okay though.

Rob is back in Fort Yates. He says he could be home tomrrow. That's a good thing. I didn't even have 24 hours with him the past 2 weekends. It sucks, especially because I'm twice as lazy without his motivating arse around. That and I miss him tons as it is.

He got some film developed on Sunday and there was a cute picture of us from New Years on there, I'm sure I'll post it soon.

I've been rockin' the Crystal Method - Vegas CD alot lately. It's still damn good even after all these years. I also got the Fisher CD that I ordered. It's pretty good too. When you're in the mood for some girlie singin' and some junk.

Pop Secret 94% Fat Free Kettle corn is the best popcorn EVER. I thought it sounded gross too, but damn!!

Are those cute girly underwear that look like little shorts supposed to let your ass cheeks hang out of the bottom or is my ass just too big for them?.... It looks awfully cute but it just doesn't feel like they're supposed to be out there. I dunno. I guess I'm just used to the cuddily cotton goodness of my other underpants.

I'm trying to find motivation in the mornings to get up and get some exercise, but so far it's been Bed 2, Gym 0. Eventually we'll bring the bike into the picture and see how it goes. I loved how it was so nice today and I can't wait until all the dirt and stuff is cleaned up. Tomorrow it's supposed to be shitty, but that's okay. It is another sweatshirt day anyway. Just like they all are. Until I lose a few pounds. Then maybe my old stuff will fit better. I hope.

Or maybe I just need new clothes!! Yaaay! New clothes!!...Yeah --- no. Mama needs braces.

I had a great weekend in Minot. Dad took some time off from work and Sandy came home to check out some wedding dresses and get her engagement ring. Plus I got to hang out with a wonderful friend and catch up. Eddie Murphy IS funny. ... It's a shame what happened to him. ... 2 words: Daddy Daycare.

Cristy and Eric found a place to live in Minot. It's all too real for me at the moment, and I've been dealing with it in the wrong way. I haven't been over there yet this week. That will change, for sure. I miss her so much already.

Lately I've been feeling disconnected from people who I've held most dear to me for quite some time. I hate that feeling because I don't know what to do about it. Usually I just figure that it's all in my head, and sometimes it is...but other times things just need a good kick in the rumpicus. *Kick* ...

Decker's birthday was yesterday. Marina, Loo, Shawn and I went to Paradiso to get fat and stuffed like Mexicans and then we went to the Sports Page where we met up with Mr. Philips for some pool and other assorted fuckery. It was fun. Tim and Forrest were there too. Too bad I was too full to have enough fun to make me wanna stay there any later than 10. Yes, Chad... you were right. Suckaduck.

Anyway...this concludes our Confessional for this evening. Please remember to tip your waitress.

You know, not everybody can be this geeky.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!




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