10 Things I've Done Since Becoming A Mom

1. Rediscovered my love of PB&J.

2. Tried on every pair of jeans in my closet. Twice.

3. Discovered that even the cutest baby in the world is sometimes very stinky.

4. Come to terms with the fact that shit happens. (see above)

5. Disregarded doctor's orders too many times to count.

6. Discovered an obsession for Pizza Hut's Buffalo Chicken pizza regardless of the cockface they have on the commercials for it.

7. Missed almost every new OC episode and didn't care very much.

8. Complained about the current state of my hair at least 100 times without doing anything about it so far.

9. Watched the Pope's funeral LIVE...and managed to feel in awe of the history and slightly uncomfortable by all that sing/reading Catholics do - at the same time.

10. Shed countless happy tears...and shed not nearly enough pounds.