I Gotta Get Me Some Sausage Up In This Shit

I had a blast in Minneapolis this past weekend. We managed to have enough fun to carry me into this next weekend as well. I have a fun hangover. I'm tired as all get out. It....was....AWESOME.

Chicken pot
Chicken pot
Chicken pot pie

Saturday was spent hanging out downtown generally looking like tourists and slightly lost. John took over the driving duties and carted us around town while I tried my best to navigate. We then headed over to DeJa Vu. Our hotel was close enough for us to walk there. Talk about convenience. The only thing I regret was not working up enough nerve to sport the red dress. I brought it just in case. Damn. I did wear the sexy shoes though. I didn't break my ankle or anything. Way to go, me!

Sunday we spent all day at the mall. Ate at Famous Daves. Now that was some good food. We also rode the rollercoaster at Camp Snoopy. I screamed like a ninny. I rode skateboard at the arcade and flew some sort of Star Wars spaceship (pretty badly too). Didn't get to play air hockey though. I still have 6 tokens so the next time we go I can kick some ass.

We proceeded back to the hotel and managed to get lost on the way. I like getting lost, but trying to get back on track was tough. I'm glad I wasn't the one figuring out the map. We would have ended up in Wisconsin before finding our way back to the hotel. Once we got back I proceeded to finish the beer in the fridge. Then I wrestled Lindsay followed by a loud sing-along. Pictures coming soon.

Monday we went to Albertville and ignored our homicidal tendencies. There was a lot of people there. Alot of crazed shoppers to deal with. I bought a pink hat, some shorts and a tank top at the Adidas store. I also bought some new jeans at the Ralph Lauren store. They're cute but they don't like to stay on my butt when I sit down.

On our way back to Bismarck from Fargo we sang loudly. It was probably the only way to stay awake. It was a good time. I broke out the Jamiroquai and everybody was happy.

There was more I was going to post, but I have pretty much forgotten everything today. Including my name and the current President. There will be updates later on I'm sure.

I still don't have the internet at home. If I don't pass out the minute I get there tonight I'm going to call the Midco bastards.

I have a lot to look forward to in the next few weeks. MAKE ME GIDDY. Heh. I love anticipation. Imagine me jumping up and down, doing this funky little happy dance and screaming like a 15 year old girl. Yep. She's back.

Besides all of that crap I still have this anger issue. I haven't seemed to get past it yet. I have been plagued with the worst dreams lately too so they're not helping my situation. It sucks sometimes how unfair life can be, but at the same time the answers come flooding through the door at the strangest unexpected times. I'll find that happiness someday. And perhaps I'll learn that I never even really had it in the first place. I know the one thing I've managed to be pretty good at is lying to myself. I don't think I can do that anymore. I don't think I can do a lot of things any more.

On the other hand, hello opportunities.
A girl can always learn.