Accessorize This, Ass Hat

I have so many things to talk about. I don't even know where to begin. I feel so full of everything at this moment. Who would have thought someone would think of me this way. I never thought it was possible to experience a feeling such as this returned and placed in my direction. Damn is it ever about time...and damn damn damn.... is it ever far away. This - this emotion I am experiencing right now is so right.

I think I have found the song. The one my heart is going to sing with every beat. It was found for me.

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Anyway... on to other things.

So at the beginning of September I ventured on to the View Askew website and was excited to see new pictures of Jay Mewes! Also, a plan to throw a big party in NJ was in the works but it was by invitation only. The catch was you had to write a 50 word or less essay about why you should be invited. I decided to try it and threw in a couple "inside" sentences and emailed it away. I had almost forgotten it today until I got my invitation.

Now how the fuck am I going to get to NJ on October 25th? I need to restart that Send Wendy To Jersey fund I had going 2 years ago for Vulgarthon. I'll get to meet Kevin and Jay and whoever else is going to be on the guest list. Oh my god. I've never really won anything in my life that I can recall. This would be the greatest thing ever.

Send Wendy To Stash Bash 2!!!

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I think the Older Brother Syndrome rocks. FYI.

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Wendy's Best Day In Bismarck #1
End of July, 1999

I spent an entire day with Rob. Someone I had met one time in my life. On a spring trip to Canada. He was beautiful and sweet. Always super kind and he had this amazing voice and these gorgeous blue eyes... The kind of person who could lose me in a hug... or at least I would get lost in them. We had sent letters back and forth all summer long while he worked in Seattle. He was great - just too damn far away. On his way back to Minot he stopped in Bismarck and whatever we left behind in May was brought forward and placed right before my eyes. We walked through the park and caught up on each other's lives. We had this huge sprinkler fight on the Capitol grounds and left wet butt prints on the cement. Watched movies and ate pizza. He tought me the proper way to make ice cubes in an ice cube tray. *sigh* Who would have known.

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just as long as you're around
I'm here I'll be dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
To each other we'll be facing
My love
By love
We'll beat back the pain we've found
You know
I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking deep inside
My friend
Each moment the more I love you

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THOSE GOD AWFUL NON-FUNCTIONAL ACCESSORIES

This is where I rant about the newest fashion craze. Those long ass scarves that serve no purpose. They have no function. They couldn't keep your neck warm unless you wrapped it all the way around 8 times. And that would be wrong because obviously they're to be wrapped maybe once and the rest is left to dangle. I tell you, if you're a trusting soul - wear one of these scarves. Just pray that somebody doesn't take the longer end of it and yank really hard. Don't wear it while you're bike riding like in that ridiculous Gap commercial - it will get caught in the spokes. Don't wear one when you're getting out of a taxi - it will get caught in the door as the car drives away. And by all means don't wear one around me because I won't think twice to cure you of the misery that is "looking stupid".

Apparently they are the accessory for the thrill seekrs out there. The ones who will put their necks on the line (literally) for fashion.

By god. They're the fashion martyrs. Gods of Gap. The Shieks of chic. Or as I like to call them: stupid.

Heh! That is all.
Wendy is over and out.
But still floating on air. Quick ... somebody on the ground throw me your scarf and tow me back down to earth.

Oh yeah - and give me some money so I can see Kevin & Jay!