I hate hate hate having a shy bladder at work.

Anyway...

Anybody seen my mitten? I'm going to miss it tonight when I go outside to my freezing car. I wish I had a backup mitten. It's pretty shitty that I don't. Oh well. I have a powerpuff girl glove that's missing its other half too..hmm.. I wonder if it's the right hand. Who cares if I look drunk and stupid with a mitten on one hand and a stretchy glove on the other. At least I'm not out wandering around with my fly open carrying a bottle of JD or something just as humiliating.

My best drunk man voice:
"uuhhh hey... got any gum?"

I'm hungry. Feed me, Seymour. Feeeeeeed me.

Almost three hours to go until I go home. Three long... freezing...drawn out hours.

Where's my chapstick. I'm now stuck using my vanilla backup. It's not as tolerable as the cherry. Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!